Semantic MediaWiki will take some time due to the need for testing, in the meantime I suggest using Cargo which is available at steward request

Use Special:Purge on any affected pages, this should fix it.

Should be resolved now following switch to new cdn.

Still can't reproduce this, chances are it's a transient error due to lack of memory

Upgraded to 8.3, that will be enough for now as the WMF supported version

Can't reproduce

Some wikis will be rolled out to garage storage in the coming days as part of testing

VM is now indefinitely stopped, will continue to retain data as long as is feasibly possible to on cloud2.

Bingbot should be able to access pages now

Won't be done due to concerns regarding security in addition to the limited usage by similar platforms to us

Fixed, sitemaps are regenerated daily

Wontfix now, Wikibase is used by a small subset of wikis of which none actually use it; if a wiki comes along and specifically requests it then we can look at fixes however for now this will take up too much team time.

atacama-1 will be decommissioned and replaced with cloud1, while atacama-3 has been reimaged as cloud2 and will be used as a storage server for media in the longer term

Should now be resolved with the switch to running jobs on mwtask11 and running the web server on wikioasis11

Will replace widgets w/ HTMLPurifier after security concerns