You can do so locally, this doesn't require tech team intervention

iirc DPL4 is already there replacing DPL3 but it's just not relabelled, I will add the rest later following security reviews and when I have more time

Fixed

I think should be fixed

Deferring this as a thing for when I do the new event system that is somewhat simpler than the WMF implementation as we don't need all of the features they have

Thanks, I'll give that a try.

Semantic MediaWiki will take some time due to the need for testing, in the meantime I suggest using Cargo which is available at steward request

fixed

Use Special:Purge on any affected pages, this should fix it.

Should be resolved now following switch to new cdn.

Still can't reproduce this, chances are it's a transient error due to lack of memory

Upgraded to 8.3, that will be enough for now as the WMF supported version

Please refer to this https://youtu.be/jgLMYQPTp6U thank you

Can't reproduce

Some wikis will be rolled out to garage storage in the coming days as part of testing

VM is now indefinitely stopped, will continue to retain data as long as is feasibly possible to on cloud2.

Bingbot should be able to access pages now

Won't be done due to concerns regarding security in addition to the limited usage by similar platforms to us

Fixed, sitemaps are regenerated daily